A Crappy Illustration

'Poop'

I usually wake up right after the scene where somone hires me to draw poop and realize it was just another silly dream. Well this time it actually happened. This illustration will be 1 out of about 20 I'll be doing for the 'Upper Deck Company' to be used in a card set called 'Gross-Out!'

Lots of things could be said about this illustration.

"Von, that looks like crap!"
"Your portfolio looks like a steaming pile of $#%!"
"Did you use a number 2 pencil to draw number 2?"
"Craptacular!"
"You CAN polish a turd!"
"Art happens!"
"This must be your brown period?"

I plan on doing the whole set in this simplified style so it should all tie together well when I am done. I have all my sketches done and it's going to be fun.

Some of the other topics I'll have to illustrate will be 'Vomit', 'Bad Breath' and 'Urine'. All of which will be scratch -n- sniff too so kids will love them. Yeah, it's a crappy job but someone has to do it. ;-P

Lull Before the Storm

"Essential Nonsense" doodle.

Sometimes I cannot control inspiration. Something I see or hear inspires me to draw. Today I was talking to a friend on the phone and something they said caused me to draw the above face. I can't even remember what exactly it was but when I hung up I had this cool piece of art.


Animated Nonsense.

Right now I am buried in work. But it's a strange position. I am waiting for final specs and details about each of the projects before I can start on any of them so I enjoyed this little respite of creativity before I get flooded in deadlines.